Please Tell Me I'm Not the Only One...

As we sat outside in the shade, enjoying our lunch, my co workers and I engaged in conversation filled with hilarity. It's like that most times. Nothing like enjoying a good laugh with people who have great sense of humor.

I sat at the head of the table. Face in the shade, back in the sun. Good balance.  We talked, ate, laughed and ate some more. Mid laugh I look directly across from me. YUCK, there is a couple making out. I quickly turned to my left, with hopes the couple didn't see  me make the "That is just disgusting. Get a room" look. About a  minute or so later I just happened to glance that way again (I couldn't help it, they were directly across from me) and they were back at it again  or still  at it.  GROSS!!!

PDA. I just don't get it.  I understand that mushy, gushy feeling that one may experience when accompanied by the boo thang. But what is it that makes folks want to suck face all out in the open?  Or is that they just don't care who is around?

I've never been the typed to show massive amounts of affection in public. Yes, pecks here and there but I bet you won't catch me with someone's tongue all down my throat walking in the mall. Some things are just private to me. My affection and how I display my affection toward my boo thang is private. Aren't there ways to show affection other looking like the "grown up" will be taking place at any minute?

Don't get me wrong... I love love.  I love being "in love" but most of that stuff just looks like sex. Tone it down a notch or three. For the sake of the public, who's stomachs turn when they have to witness the exchange of bodily fluids.

Please tell me I am not the only one disgusted!Please Tell Me I'm Not the Only One...